Egotistical Information
Okay, this is the part where I tell you all about myself. You know the routine, right?

Name
Shawn Smith
Aliases
Zaklog the Great, Pirate Boy, Death, "That Weird Guy!"
Birthday
September 23, 1979 (You're sending me a present, aren't you?)
Sex
Not until I'm married.
Height
5'9"
Weight
About 140 lbs.
Occupation
College Student
What I Actually Spend My Time On
Reading (Science Fiction, The Bible, Sherlock Holmes), Music (See below), RPGs (Star Wars, Mechwarrior, The Game)Wasting time on the Internet. ;)
Favorite Authors
God (I still haven't finished his book), Isaac Asimov, Orson Scott Card, Fred Saberhagen, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Arthur Conan Doyle. (Not necesarily in that order.)
Favorite Bands
Thee Spivies, Skillet (New album just out!), Supertones, Steve Taylor, Ghoti Hook
Description
Fantasy
I look exactly like Tom Cruise. It's actually rather remarkable.
Reality
I am a little on the short side. I have long blond/brown hair. I personally don't think I look all that good, but there have been a few who disagree with that.
Clone
He lives in upstate New York, he acts, thinks and talks exactly like me. His name is Jason Hazzard. When we get together, it's almost frightening.
Bob
Don't ask me why this is here.  Strange stuff goes on in my head.

This is my description of myself, if you want to see what a computer says about me go here
Well, I finally gave in, here's my picture.

This was taken in the fall of '96. But I haven't changed all that much since then.
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